Roj - The Blog!: Archive

Jan 1st

“Another year of giro’s!!!!”

– Andy to some chavs. (After they wished him a happy new year!)

Jan 1st

Watch

Seeing 2010 in!!!

Jan 1st

Not so good...

Roger is full of cold and feels like sh•t…

Dec 29th

“This morning the place was immaculate - now look at it. it’s like the IRA...”

– Dad (commenting on the tidyness of the flat)

Dec 26th

“Let’s get Rog (Dobson) pissed on Tuesday. We’ll buy him a couple of pints!”

– Russ W

Dec 25th

Dec 24th

Dec 23rd

Dec 22nd

Dec 20th

Dec 18th

Marco and Roj with a bit of a jingle...

 Marco "He enjoys a bit of TOAST"
 Roj "It's that i love the MOST"
 Marco "Whilst standing by a POST"
 Roj "He is the perfect HOST "
 Marco "He eats a Sunday ROAST "
 Roj "...and takes a trip to the COAST"
 Marco "I never like to BOAST"
 Roj "I once saw a GHOST"
 Marco "It's the place i like the MOST "
 (You had to be there i guess...)

Dec 18th

“I’m nursing a right whopper here!!”

– Marco

Dec 17th

Mark and Lee bickering at work

Lee - "I shouldn't be here you know!"

Mark - "Well f•ck off then!!"

Dec 17th

Dec 16th

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Messing about with colleagues IT equipment. Number 2 - Lee’s desktop. (We did a screengrab of his original desktop, and pasted a full screen copy on his screen in an imaging program. Watch him right clicking, and note the bemused face!)

Dec 16th

“What’s the difference between an egg and a w•nk? You can beat an egg!”

– Marco

Dec 15th

Dec 14th

Dec 13th

“I’d have had a better chance of knitting piss!”

– Andy (after a poor defeat on MW2)

Dec 13th

Dec 10th

Roger is listening to...

“Skateaway” by Dire Straits, “Wonderland” by Big Country, and “Tracks of my tears” by Smokey Robinson.

Dec 10th

Dec 9th

“He wouldn’t be much camper if he came in skipping, wearing a pink tutu,...”

– Roj

Dec 9th

Watch

Messing about with colleagues IT equipment. Number 1 - Lee’s mouse.

Dec 9th

Dec 8th

Flashback - Conversation 5th March '09

 Roj - Felt dreadful last night - guess all this cr*p at work finally hit me...
 Lee - Thanks for dropping me in it mate ;-) What times the interview ;-)
 Roj - Oh thanks!!!!!! There is no interview. Instead i get Debra Ziff phoning me at half 8 saying she can't get connected... 
 Lee - No you, no Mark just lil old me doing 2nd Line. But all is well with the world, Sanjit will look at some support calls, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hope you told her you were sick, couldn’t help and she should ring Sanjit.
 Roj - That'll be the day!! I heard no response back from either of them - shouldn't expect one really... I told her i was at risk of redundancy and if i did get through i "probably" wouldn't be in a position to support her!!
 Lee - Sanjit came in, told me you were off sick, I asked what was wrong and he said he didn’t know, you were just sick. Then promptly asked me to cover 2nd line. You did right. How did she take it?
 Roj - He's no idea has he? To be honest mate - i don't care. I am fed up of supporting them out of hours. The only reason that everyone above me wants me to stay (i feel) is because i am the only one with the b*llocks to support the Ziffs.Sanjit goes to putty at the mention of their name. Even Debra said well it's a shame, but who will be your replacement? No remorse, no lets see what we can do or anything, so i reckon my name is in the hat to leave. I feel betrayed. Especially after i was told to "trust them". F*ck them, f*ck the lot of them. It's time to leave. Only wish i hadn't rescinded my notice and that i was going tomorrow too... 
 Lee - That’s a bit harsh, leaving me like that
 Roj - I don't follow.
 Lee - The last line ‘Wish I was going tomorrow too’
 Roj - Well, i don't mean it like that you wally!! ;-) Bet you wish you were in a way too.
 Lee - Certainly do !!!! Just asked Amanda for a calculation of my payout
 Roj - Can she do that?
 Lee - Yes, and she got it right 
 Roj - Are you going to take her up on it?
 Lee - Mulling it over.
 ~~~~~ Difficult times ~~~~~

Dec 8th

“I love Fannys!”

– Nush

Dec 7th

“You racist shithead!!”

– Andy

Dec 5th

Carole Bayer Sager - You're moving out today

I stayed out late one night and you moved in I didn’t mind ‘cause of the state you were in May I remind you that it’s been a year since then Today the landlady, she said to me You’re looney friend just made a pass at me Perhaps you might enjoy a cottage by the sea So pack your toys away Your pretty boys away Your 45’s away Your alibis away Your Spanish flies away...

Dec 5th