January 2010
31 posts
“Where’s that c•nt in that tracksuit?”
– Andy
Stupid IT calls - #3
MY reading of your reply is as follows. The file we are trying to open has been named with too many dots in ??????? Is this correct. If this is the case why were we not informed that when naming a file only to include 0ne dot or two dots or a max of three dots or no dots !!!!!!!! Can we have some guidelines. BUT BUT BUT We find we cannot open ANY scanned documents EVEN if NO DOTS...
“I’m not being a clever prat, but you’re making a twat of yourself.”
– Dad
After Lee started juggling...
Roj - "I always had you down as a tosser, Lee!"
Lee - "Better than being an out and out wanker!"
“I tell you what, we should expand into IT one day. It will be better than this...”
– Roj
“Ohhh.. She had big heavy buttocks!”
– Lee (commenting on someone).
“If you get an e-mail saying “Susan Boyle naked”, don’t open...”
– Bri
“A f•cking monkey could do this job!!”
– Marco
“I can feel another tele coming on!”
– Andy (after playing badly on MW2)
“Shakespeare. Now there’s another c•nt…”
– Marco
WatchSnowy times at Countrywide!!
“They’ve no rhythm haven’t the Germans, nor owt. They’re bloody...”
– Elaine
