December 2010
7 posts
“Merry Christmas. Arseholes.”
– Dad (to Me, Jon and Rochelle)
“You’re a prick then.”
– Nana (to me, during Christmas dinner).
“It’s a fine line isn’t it, in being happy or a miserable c•nt…”
– Roj (to Jon, about people queuing).
Funny Facebook status updates
Facebook status updates do make me laugh. Here is a belter from our Jon:
Jonathan Vaughan is sampling the delights of an Ainsley Harriott cup-a-soup. Bet he had nowt to do with it though, the fat twat.
“…he was a nice guy, but he was an ugly c*nt.”
– Sam (on a young man she once went out with).
Is it Christmas?
You know, something just dawned on me tonight. I realised it’s less than 2 weeks until Christmas. Throughout November, i have not given Christmas one thought. I haven’t been shopping as such, and i haven’t been to any carol service or done anything remotely “Christmassy”. It took Rochelle watching the film “Elf” to make me realise that it will soon be...
