eBay - home of the dickhead.
I'm selling an old laptop that i don't use. It has a fault, and needs a new part. It's not a bad spec still. I got an enquiry.
Idiot - "hi, distorted image when connected to external monitor also? what kind of best offer would u accept?"
(Notice the crap grammar. He's obviously scared of the SHIFT key).
Me - "I think so. I'm looking for around £200. Working models go for around £300."
Idiot - "just don't understand how your best offer price that you're asking is MORE than your asking price??"
(God knows what the pillock is on about here!)
Me - "Try reading my response again - carefully."
Looking forward to seeing what the dickhead replies with next.
