The youth of today
I was having something to eat in the pub just before the Big Country gig last night. A pleasant young waitress served me. She didn't seem overly bright, (without disrespecting her too much). I'd caught her attention, and asked for my bill, she came over with the card machine, and smiled. And so the conversation goes...
Waitress: So, have you got any plans now then?
Me: Erm, yeah, i'm just off to a gig up at the academy!
Waitress: Oh, cool. Who's playing?
Me: A group called Big Country. One of my all time favourites.
Waitress: Oh cool. What, is it like country music or somert?
Me: Erm, no love.
Waitress: Oh, right.
